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The Coven Store
Artifacts worthy of the Devil's Road. Delivered in person at the 2026 Convergence event in New Orleans. No shipping! Every purchase directly supports the podcast. Secure checkout powered by Stripe.
Articulate Coven Logo T-shirt
This is YOUR COVEN! Let everyone know it in this unisex Heather Tri-Blend t-shirts XS up to 5XL
Articulate Coven Logo Jersey Hoodie
This is YOUR COVEN! Let everyone know it in this unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL
Articulate Coven Logo Hoodie
This is YOUR COVEN! Let everyone know it in this unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
Articulate Coven Logo Sweatshirt
This is YOUR COVEN! Let everyone know it in this Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
Butterscotch Stitches
Introduce yourself to the world the way our Brat Prince did! The probably now permanent intro of our podcast comes to life in this design. Unisex Heather Tri-Blend T-shirts XS up to 5X, please mention size in the order.
Butterscotch Jersey Hoodie
Introduce yourself and the Coven all year long in this unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL!
Butterscotch Hoodie
Introduce yourself and the Coven all winter long! Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
Butterscotch Sweatshirt
Introduce yourself and the Coven all year long in this Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
More of a Brat T-shirt
With ALL respect to our Brat Prince, show up in style in this Heather Tri-Blend t-shirts XS up to 5XL
More of a Brat Jersey Hoodie
This is YOUR COVEN! Let everyone know it in this Unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL
More of a Brat Fleece Hoodie
With ALL respect to our Brat Prince, show up in style in this Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
More of a Brat than Lestat Sweatshirt
With ALL respect to our Brat Prince, show up in style in this Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
Wannabe Brat T-shirt
Whether you're the eternal Plus-one OR the would be if they'd only notice you, there's something for you too with this unisex Heather Tri-Blend t-shirts XS up to 5XL
Wannabe Brat Jersey Hoodie
Whether you're the eternal Plus-one OR the would be if they'd only notice you, there's something for you too with this Unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL
Wannabe Brat Fleece Hoodie
Whether you're the eternal Plus-one OR the would be if they'd only notice you, there's something for you too with this Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
Wannabe Brat Sweatshirt
Whether you're the eternal Plus-one OR the would be if they'd only notice you, there's something for you too with this Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
I Own the Night T-shirt
Rep Louis, and challenge the fledglings in this unisex Heather Tri-Blend t-shirts XS up to 5XL
I Own the Night Jersey Hoodie
Rep Louis, and challenge the fledglings in this Unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL
I Own the Night Hoodie
Rep Louis, and challenge the fledglings in this Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
I Own the Night Sweatshirt
Rep Louis, and challenge the fledglings in this Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
Wolfkiller T-shirt
Big. Bad. Wolfkiller. Should we have seen more wolf fighting this past season? Probably. Let the world know with this unisex Heather Tri-Blend t-shirts XS up to 5XL
Wolfkiller Jersey Hoodie
Big. Bad. Wolfkiller. Should we have seen more wolf fighting this past season? Probably. Let the world know with this Unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL
Wolfkiller Hoodie
Big. Bad. Wolfkiller. Should we have seen more wolf fighting this past season? Probably. Let the world know with this Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
Wolfkiller Sweatshirt
Big. Bad. Wolfkiller. Should we have seen more wolf fighting this past season? Probably. Let the world know with this Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
King of the Krewe since 1940 T-shirt
Lestat "celebrated" his final Mardi Gras with Louis and Claudia as King of Mardi Gras, and now you can too, in plenty of time for next Carnivale Season! unisex Heather Tri-Blend t-shirts XS up to 5XL
King of the Krewe Jersey Hoodie
Lestat "celebrated" his final Mardi Gras with Louis and Claudia as King of Mardi Gras, and now you can too, in plenty of time for next Carnivale Season! Unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve Hoodie - XS to 2XL
King of the Krewe Fleece Hoodie
Lestat "celebrated" his final Mardi Gras with Louis and Claudia as King of Mardi Gras, and now you can too, in plenty of time for next Carnivale Season! Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt - XS up to 3XL
King of the Krewe Sweatshirt
Lestat "celebrated" his final Mardi Gras with Louis and Claudia as King of Mardi Gras, and now you can too, in plenty of time for next Carnivale Season! Unisex Drop Shoulder Fleece - XS to 2XL
Butterscotch Stickers
Introduce yourself and the coven wherever you want to stick it with this 2x2 sticker.
More of a Brat Sticker
With ALL respect to our Brat Prince, show up in style with this 2x2 sticker WHEREVER you want to stick it!
King of the Krewe Sticker
Lestat "celebrated" his final Mardi Gras with Louis and Claudia as King of Mardi Gras, and now you can too, in plenty of time for next Carnivale Season! Stick this 2x2 Sticker wherever you want to!
I Own the Night Sticker
Rep Louis, and challenge the fledglings wherever you stick this 2x2 sticker.
le Petit Coup Insulated Drink Holder
Especially when you're in New Orleans, you may find yourself with a drink you need to carry...discreetly. We've got JUST the thing for your little drink.
More artifacts are being conjured. Check back soon.